Thursday Thirteen #3

Third edition....ok, so I cheated this week & copied this from - http://ourhappyhappenings.com/2008/10/thursday-thirteen-35/ - but it was too cute not to post. These are my 2 year old to a T. I will have to google the list to find the whole list.

I wish I knew who had written this list as I would surely give them credit. But here is a partial list of some rules that toddlers live by. This actual list has quite a few more on it, these are just some of my favorites that apply most to my life.
Toddler Rules
If Mommy’s hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it has a tail, I must yank it.
If it’s not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it’s in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
If Mommy wants me to come, I must run away.
If Mommy wants me to go away, I must cling on for dear life.
If it’s a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, computer monitor, or table.
If it’s full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it’s empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If it’s a stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest and must be pushed by me instead.
If it’s bath time, I must run around naked until I’m caught.